World War 3 LOLs

“2020 is going to be my year!” World in 2020: Brink of WW3, Australian wildfires, no girlfriend, living in Grandfather’s old shack.

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The government is drafting kids because they know all the games of Call of Duty paid off their training.

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Iran thinking it’s all fun and games until kids that got drafted in the United States start building, doing 90s and quickscoping.

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Iran might have the Iranian Hulk, but the US have Lizzo.

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Donald Trump is starting the New Year off with a BANG.

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The best part of the New Year is not going to have to worry about the next year because we’re already dead.

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Mexico is now starting to build their own wall to escape the WW3.

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El Chappo now chilling in the White House while the US is too focused fighting Iran.

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When NCAA athletes are happy to hear they’re getting drafted until they get sent to Iran.

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When you’re chilling out on the porch and some FBI agent walks up to your porch and says “Hello sir may I…” “Its Ma’am!”

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Kid: “I need to get out of the house more.” Army recruiter: “Here’s a free ticket to Iran! Just for you!”

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President Trump message to Iran, “Let’s make a deal we get 1⁄4 of your nation’s oil supply and  we don’t missile strike you anymore. And as a show of gratitude we give you Justin Bieber. Beiber fever right? Deal?”